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Leress · Post by **Leress** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:29 am

This is part of large series of similar books.

http://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinos ... 2KA3F6T0AX

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:32 am

I really, really need to learn to write long-form porn. "I banged a horned devil" would sell pretty well, I bet.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:13 am

My husband is seriously considering starting.

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:17 am

Charge two bucks a PDF and laugh all the way to the bank.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:20 am

I got an offer to do that once. Somebody wanted me to ghostwrite "I Lost My Virginity to a Billionaire Cosplayer" - but I said no.

erik · Post by **erik** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:50 am

Prak wrote:I really, really need to learn to write long-form porn. "I banged a horned devil" would sell pretty well, I bet.

Those "books" aren't even big enough to be novella-sized. The one Leress linked is apparently 15 pages and 3500 words. So not that long of a form. Your post that I quoted could constitute almost 1% of a "book" by length. Shit. I bet you could churn out at least one a day easily, and with no loss of quality compared to this guy's standards.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:02 am

Shit, the last porn I worked on is at 14 pages and 33,915 words in length. And I don't even consider that done. It's like a day into a scenario that would last a year.

I need to write short stories and put that shit up.

Count Arioch the 28th · Mon Aug 24, 2015 7:03 am

All the porn I wrote was lost when I ragequit fetlife a while back.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:52 am

I don't think I've ever been so morbidly curious, Count...

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:01 pm

erik wrote:
Prak wrote:I really, really need to learn to write long-form porn. "I banged a horned devil" would sell pretty well, I bet.
Those "books" aren't even big enough to be novella-sized. The one Leress linked is apparently 15 pages and 3500 words. So not that long of a form. Your post that I quoted could constitute almost 1% of a "book" by length. Shit. I bet you could churn out at least one a day easily, and with no loss of quality compared to this guy's standards.

Before Kindle Unlimited changed their policy, authors were paid in full when 10% of a book was read, so some bright people figured that if you they a book that's less than ten pages, they'd get the full payment whenever anyone looked at the first page. Which is one of the reasons that Kindle Unlimited was spammed with very short stories.

And one of the reasons that Kindle Unlimited was spammed with "books" that were literally just 10 pages copied from Wikipedia.

They have since changed to a payment per page read policy, so people who write crap that doesn't get read don't get payed all that much.

Prak wrote:Shit, the last porn I worked on is at 14 pages and 33,915 words in length. And I don't even consider that done. It's like a day into a scenario that would last a year.

I need to write short stories and put that shit up.

Yeah, short stories are the way to go. I've been thinking of building a massive high fantasy furry erotica setting as a series of short stories. I've heard that those were popular.

Leress · Post by **Leress** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 7:23 pm

And so a publishing house was born.

http://www.amazon.com/Punished-Anubis-E ... bc?ie=UTF8

Here is one from a series by a woman. Notice the name.

Count Arioch the 28th · Mon Aug 24, 2015 7:27 pm

Prak wrote:I don't think I've ever been so morbidly curious, Count...

Just stories about stuff I had done in a previous relationship. Mostly to entertain my partners at the time. I do not consider myself very good at it.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:57 pm

hyzmarca wrote:
Prak wrote:Shit, the last porn I worked on is at 14 pages and 33,915 words in length. And I don't even consider that done. It's like a day into a scenario that would last a year.

I need to write short stories and put that shit up.
Yeah, short stories are the way to go. I've been thinking of building a massive high fantasy furry erotica setting as a series of short stories. I've heard that those were popular.

There's a press for that

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:02 am

Leress wrote:

This is part of large series of similar books.

http://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinos ... 2KA3F6T0AX

...suddenly I'm wondering if this particular book began as a Mario/Bowser smut fic...

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:50 am

The year is 2014 and dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions. After graduating from NYU with a business degree, John is hired to be the assistant for one of the largest trading firms on Wall Street. His boss, the CEO of the company is highly regarded as the best businessman of the century. Only difference is that he is a dinosaur!

Nope. No plumbers involved. Just dinosaurs that can predict stock prices very well.

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:13 am

hyzmarca wrote:
The year is 2014 and dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions. After graduating from NYU with a business degree, John is hired to be the assistant for one of the largest trading firms on Wall Street. His boss, the CEO of the company is highly regarded as the best businessman of the century. Only difference is that he is a dinosaur!
Nope. No plumbers involved. Just dinosaurs that can predict stock prices very well.

Sounds like a Mario/Koopa smut fic taking place in an alternate version of the Super Mario Brothers movie where Koopa became a businessman instead of a dictator (with Goombas playing the stock market). After taking over the economic world he hired Mario (who quit his plumbing job, and got a business degree) as his assistant.

Which sounds like the greatest fanfic ever just out of the insanity involved. I'd totally read that.

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:28 am

I wonder what niche my writing would be?

For example, one time during a scene a chick kicked me in the balls and said "Roadhouse!". For the record, yes I consider her a keeper.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:48 am

With your response to the drider thing, I think you should write smut about an adventurer Captain Kirking his way through the Underdark.

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:53 pm

Prak wrote:With your response to the drider thing, I think you should write smut about an adventurer Captain Kirking his way through the Underdark.

So the Frederik Andersson Bard's Adventures

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:16 pm

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:23 am

Count Arioch the 28th · Thu Aug 27, 2015 7:36 am

Prak wrote:With your response to the drider thing, I think you should write smut about an adventurer Captain Kirking his way through the Underdark.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:06 am

MonMosuMaido

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:47 pm